What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 12:04
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
How do you handle your mother-in-law after you heard her talking badly about you in the next room?
A View to a Kill
-”She is very sexyful!”
Diamonds Are Forever
Are you worried that the 2024 US presidential election will result in a close race?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What do you say after "Hi" when chatting?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why do people think Mirko is boring in My Hero Academia?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why does my penis look like a mushroom when it gets big?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Can you show your wet and dripping pussy?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Goldfinger
Is the 4B movement's aggressiveness against men for seeing women as mantelpieces valid?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-J W Pepper
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
You Only Live Twice
Does being poor build better character than being born rich?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
How can I get my ex-husband to love me again?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Moonraker
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